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In Reply to: Poser, showing his reflective, thoughtful side.... posted by rlw on July 30, 2007 at 07:43:21:
You kill me. You can bet that it's a slow news day on AA, because I actually got around to skimming this wild rant of yours. You remind me a lot of your counterpart, Richard Bassnuts. Except now instead of claiming to be threatened, you're making threats. And when you are making threats, you are one funny little troll, you are. With you foaming at the mouth like this....
"You already have my name - Richard L. Wainwright. Now make the giant, manly leap and show up on my doorstep (Google me, I'm there) while runnin' yer big mouth - I guarantee you won't like the outcome of that encounter, little man."
..... you remind me of a little barking chihuahua doggie. One who overcompensates in his barking, when confronting the bigger dogs.
So then, Dick.... sounds like you don't like me "runnin' ma big mouth" about you and your phony tweak tests, and now you want me to "Google you", find out from Google where you live, take the time and effort to travel to where you live and show up on your doorstep, and then start runnin' ma big yap on your doorstep. At which point you will, quote, "guarantee that I won't like the outcome of that encounter". "Little man". Why? Please elaborate, I find this fascinating. Tell me, what are you planning on doing, exactly, if I live out your fantasy of showing up at your doorstep? If you insist I go to all that trouble to contact you, at least give me a good reason why I should. Are you planning on boring me to tears? Inviting me to look at your gay porn collection? Beg me to keep you company because you haven't been able to cope since your dog left you? Are you planning on showing me your Tupac-inspired tatoo, that says "Troll Fa Life"? Are you gonna put on a wig of dreadlocks and brown shoe polish and try to convince me you're a "gangsta from the hood"? LMAO! God, even Bassnuts had more sense than this, and wasn't as desparate to impress, as you so obviously are.
Yep, yours is the stupid posturing of a small geek dog, for certain. If you really wanted me to go after you, you would have already emailed me your address, instead of playing footsies with me and publicly demanding that I "Google you", in a transparently desparate effort to show everyone how castrated you feel. But the mere fact that you think I care so much about you and your verbal diarrhea as to actually travel hundreds or thousands of miles to find you and do you in (not to mention the minor fact that I never expressed any desire whatsoever to do so), reveals more than a few little defects in your personality. One, it shows that you're an egomaniac, who overestimates his importance in the world by about 50,000%. Two, it shows that you're a frightened little doggie, who barks first and barks loudest.... because he already knows he's too impotent to actually do anything more than bark. Three, it shows the depth of how insecure a man you are.... which must be the basis for your rancor towards tweakers and their tweaks. (While you pretend to feign interest by lying about tweaks you never tested, which is pretty damn pathetic in itself).
Speaking of your insecurities, I decided to humour you (slow news day, remember?), and Google your name. This may come as a shock to you since you think that the world revolves around you, but there appears to be more than one "Richard L. Wainwright" in the world. Which raised the question, which "Richard L. Wainwright" were you? Which name in Google represented the same lying, dumbass troll that tries to annoy people on audio tweak forums? Was it the "Richard L. Wainwright" who was afraid of SPIDER MITES? Was it the "Richard L. Wainwright" featured in the "Rogues Gallery"? Or are you the "Richard L. Wainwright" at the bottom of the first Google page, where it says:
"Isolation Ward
The troll's name is Richard L. Wainwright, and he's a cross one must bear, if one has any non-conventional insight into audio."?
Something tells me that one's you. No address or phone no., but I definitely recognize it as the right self-righteous Dick Dwayneright the Third. Of course, even if you attempt to identify yourself in Google as another "Richard L. Wainwright", how do we know you're not lying, as you are wont to do?
Speaking of lying btw, the word is "holmes", holmes. Not "homes". Some words are actually not spelled the way they sound. Isn't that silly? Silly but true. However, I don't think there's anything sillier than a white geek on a computer named "Richard L. Wainwright", trying to sound tough using ebonics that he picked up from teenagers on a bus, on the way to his job at the corrugated box factory.
Here, I'll even help you sound "tougher" for next time, so make me proud:
http://www.dolemite.com/ebonics.php?do_proc=1&look_in=B&options=word&search_term=
Now respond dutifully, as I know you are eager to, and we'll see if you know any other tricks, my little doggie friend...
"Richard L. Wainwright"! Geez, even the name is funny....."silence tells me secretly, everything..."
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Follow Ups
- RLW's reflective side: "Make the giant, manly leap and show up on my doorstep while runnin' yer big mouth." - Posy Rorer 15:35:39 07/31/07 (0)
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