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In Reply to: RE: Very few audiophiles are actually trained listeners posted by Analog Scott on March 09, 2023 at 03:45:04
He ordered a beer.
The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the
beer down on the bar, before the gut could reach it, the little man lepta off
his shoulder and picked up the beer and dumped it in the guys lap.
The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whisky.
As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guts
face and smashed the shot glass against the Wall.
"I have to know.... where did you get that guy?"
"Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed
it, and a genie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve
inch prick and this is what I got..."
Does this joke remind anyone here of anyone?
Follow Ups:
"Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve inch prick and this is what I got..."
Should have just left the "wish" on the beach........ And then should have kicked himself for not being clear to the genie............
Does this joke remind anyone here of anyone?
No..............
Bartender pours him a drink and asks what's in the box?
Guy says you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Bartender says, c'mon,
what 's in it?
The guy sighs, opens the box and pulls out a tiny piano, a tiny bench, and a 12" tall little man who proceeds to play the Chopin Sonata #2.
The bartender, astounded, asks where it all came from.
Guy says he was walking along the beach one day and came across a brass lamp. When he picked it up and handled it, out pops a Genie who offers him one wish, anything he wants.
Bartender says, can I make a wish with that Genie? Guy says sure, the lamps out in my car. But I've got to warn you, that old genie is really hard of hearing.
Bartender says, OK, now I know I'm being had, a deaf genie?
Guy sighs again, looks the bartender in the eye and says, YOU REALLY THINK I WISHED FOR A 12" PIANIST?
Novus Ordo Seclorum
Your joke really hits home for me, because I did a short stint as an announcer on one of our local radio stations here in the SF Bay Area (KDFC - which still exists under ownership of the University of Southern California, much to the chagrin of local Stanford and Cal alumni!). Before my first program, I was being shown "the ropes" by one of the station's administrators, and one rule he gave me was, "When you say the word, 'pianist', make SURE you put the accent on the second syllable, never the first!". He then went on to explain that there is this contingent of little old ladies who don't have anything better to do with their time than listen to radio stations and report FCC violations. Up until that time, the announcers at KDFC used to pronounce "pianist" with the accent on the first syllable (which in fact is the proper pronunciation). But when the station's license came up for renewal, one of the complaints the FCC had received was from an LOL local listener who accused one of the station's announcers of saying 'penis' on the air! The station still got their license renewed, but they wanted to avoid trouble in the future! ;-)
I can think of ONE person who has questionable character, experience, knowledge, and opinions. He is the ONE clown on AA that is also completely irritating on most of his posts, sells highly questionable products with no reviews to back up his claims, and an acerbic personality that a mother would NOT love or even like having spawned the son of Satan. I would suggest anyone to seek guidance of ANY kind from others here on AA.
Does this answer your question?
I find it hilarious he has the "M" designation.
He brings clicks and financial support to the forum though. The AA motivation is quite clear, to me.
Dave.
Nt
Bingo
Yes, it reminds me of you.
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