In Reply to: Very few audiophiles are actually trained listeners posted by Analog Scott on March 9, 2023 at 03:45:04:
He ordered a beer.
The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the
beer down on the bar, before the gut could reach it, the little man lepta off
his shoulder and picked up the beer and dumped it in the guys lap.
The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whisky.
As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guts
face and smashed the shot glass against the Wall.
"I have to know.... where did you get that guy?"
"Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed
it, and a genie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve
inch prick and this is what I got..."
Does this joke remind anyone here of anyone?
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- A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - Analog Scott 04:23:44 03/09/23 (9)
- RE: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - Todd Krieger 09:37:44 03/09/23 (1)
- +1 - Good for you, Todd! [nt] - Chris from Lafayette 11:24:36 03/09/23 (0)
- RE: MY guy walks into a bar with a really ornate wooden box in his hands - B. Scarpia 07:45:18 03/09/23 (1)
- RE: MY guy walks into a bar with a really ornate wooden box in his hands - Chris from Lafayette 11:22:14 03/09/23 (0)
- RE: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - Story 06:20:34 03/09/23 (3)
- RE: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - Davey 07:13:45 03/09/23 (1)
- "He brings clicks" - Congrats for almost getting the word right. You were very close. Nt - geoffkait 08:16:15 03/09/23 (0)
- RE: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - Analog Scott 06:48:13 03/09/23 (0)
- RE: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. - geoffkait 06:00:23 03/09/23 (0)