In Reply to: A guy walks into a bar with a one-foot man sitting on his shoulder. posted by Analog Scott on March 9, 2023 at 04:23:44:
Bartender pours him a drink and asks what's in the box?
Guy says you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Bartender says, c'mon,
what 's in it?
The guy sighs, opens the box and pulls out a tiny piano, a tiny bench, and a 12" tall little man who proceeds to play the Chopin Sonata #2.
The bartender, astounded, asks where it all came from.
Guy says he was walking along the beach one day and came across a brass lamp. When he picked it up and handled it, out pops a Genie who offers him one wish, anything he wants.
Bartender says, can I make a wish with that Genie? Guy says sure, the lamps out in my car. But I've got to warn you, that old genie is really hard of hearing.
Bartender says, OK, now I know I'm being had, a deaf genie?
Guy sighs again, looks the bartender in the eye and says, YOU REALLY THINK I WISHED FOR A 12" PIANIST?
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