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Okay, Zanash, here's one for your "open" mind...

I'm telling you right now that I have a special wand. If I take this special wand and wave it around while chanting their name, they now have the ability to levitate. It's true, I did it myself. I then proved it by walking off a cliff. I did not fall to my death, as you can tell because I'm here writing this to you. That's proof-positive that my treatment works, right?

So, here's my proposition. You send me $60 via PayPal, Check, or money Order. I will then wave my wand while chanting your name. You must then check the efficacy of my treatment by walking off a cliff. If you fall to your death, I will refund your money - NO QUESTIONS ASKED. But I'm telling you right now that you won't. Trust me, bubbe.

When can I expect your payment?

-RW-


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