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Fart-print ID

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Posted on June 9, 2024 at 19:43:28
Jay Buridan
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Virtually all governments and all corporations are tracking the electronic crumbs left by the PC and smartphone activities of each human being. My guess is that governments and Wall Street in future will have databases able to ID each person by their unique fart signature. That's why I don't take my phone into the lavatory.

P.S. Now they are working on phones that can smell. Sadly, it will forever change the rules of playing He Who Smelt It Dealt It.

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
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I can just picture it now--deepfake farts., posted on June 10, 2024 at 07:17:37
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The use of AI to simulate some unsuspecting persons ass gass.
Is nothing sacred?



The blissful counterstroke-a considerable new message.

 

Little known fact: It's how they found Bin Laden, posted on June 10, 2024 at 12:37:06
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His wives made hummus with garlics of mass destruction.

P.S. But seriously, somewhere in the world someone with bad intentions is recording our farts. I want to copyright mine.

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

A number of years ago, they caught a guy in Oregon., posted on June 10, 2024 at 12:51:34
peppy m.
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He went around installing audio recorders in porta-potties across the state. Was selling the recordings for good money too.

Got caught, but he has inspired a number of acolytes. As we can see.

 

They use those samples in North Korean hip-hop, posted on June 10, 2024 at 13:21:31
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and rocket science.

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

RE: Fart-print ID, posted on June 10, 2024 at 16:59:25
JDK
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And that's why SBD farts are the winner!
At least some of the Gov't surveillance data is kept off the record!

Reminds me of this ......








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It is written that SBD farters will inherit the wind, posted on June 10, 2024 at 17:51:56
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

First Fart record was released in 1946... , posted on June 10, 2024 at 23:17:31
musetap
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at least on LP. Probably there were 78's that pre dated it?

Following issues were variations on a theme, mostly all
just pirates of the original crepitation contest release.

The whole thing stinks.








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Makes sense given that gas was rationed during the war, posted on June 11, 2024 at 14:38:07
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Economists call it pent-up demand.

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

Rocketman, posted on June 12, 2024 at 11:34:03
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My Favorite Scene from Whole Movie!


"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

The eminent Sir Fartsalot, Earl of Dinglebury..., posted on June 12, 2024 at 14:11:13
peppy m.
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Ha ! Made you look.

 

People had nothing better to do during WW II than sit around and fart., posted on June 12, 2024 at 14:17:02
peppy m.
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Before, during, or after WW II. Whatever.

They did have better things to do but they succumbed anyway.

 

It will be no laughing matter when playing three-dimensional chess, posted on June 12, 2024 at 18:10:17
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is simpler than playing 'He Who Smelt It Dealt It.'

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. "
― W.C. Fields

 

Of course they had better things to do post WWII..., posted on June 12, 2024 at 21:24:20
musetap
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Such as record the audio aspect of posterior dialogs
for posterity and press, package, promote and hope
to profit from said recordings.

Good thing the Allies won!

Plus the whole process was easier to do with the advent of
tape recorders and pitch control.



"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination"-Michael McClure



 

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