Tweakers' Asylum

RE: Give the guy a break, the Teleportation tweak works amazingly well....

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In Reply to: RE: I am not mad anymore..... posted by Belgarchi on April 22, 2010 at 16:46:35

It instantly teleports $60 from your account to Machina Dynamica's. It works!

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But is the effect reversible? - caspian@peak.org 10:59:32 04/24/10 (10)
Not the $60 part. I realize that only flows one way, like direct current.

But what if the tweak audibly degrades rather than improves my sound, and I want to have it undone? Can I get a call back with the original signal played in reverse polarity?
- Actually, the answer is yes. - geoffkait 11:10:01 04/24/10 (9)
  The effects of the Teleportation Tweak can be reversed by replacing the phone used to obtain the tweak. So far, no complaints, knock on wood.
  - But- Who pays for the new phone? nt - oldmkvi 07:49:23 04/25/10 (8)
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    - Three guesses. The first two don't count. - geoffkait 07:59:44 04/25/10 (7)
      As I already said, the proposition that the tweak would have to be reversed is hypothetical and extremely improbable. I was simply pointing out that it could be reversed. The Teleportation Tweak has been performed all over the world a great many times without any glitches.
      - Hey, just being silly. That guy should be working for NASA, or the new Supercollider. You - oldmkvi 14:17:48 04/25/10 (6)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Three guesses. The first two don't count. posted by geoffkait on April 25, 2010 at 07:59:44
        
        know, let them know how things Really work!
        
        RE: "That guy should be working for NASA, or the new Supercollider." - geoffkait 15:13:53 04/25/10 (5)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Hey, just being silly. That guy should be working for NASA, or the new Supercollider. You posted by oldmkvi on April 25, 2010 at 14:17:48
        
        Who dat guy? Are you messin' with my head?
        
        The guy who came up with the Quantum Tweak. nt - oldmkvi 15:55:40 04/25/10 (4)
        
        In Reply to: RE: "That guy should be working for NASA, or the new Supercollider." posted by geoffkait on April 25, 2010 at 15:13:53
        
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        RE: The guy who came up with the Quantum Tweak. nt - geoffkait 16:05:57 04/25/10 (3)
        
        In Reply to: RE: The guy who came up with the Quantum Tweak. nt posted by oldmkvi on April 25, 2010 at 15:55:40
        
        Oh. That would be your humble scribe.
        
        Ah, I didn't realize! Still, sounds outlandish to me, I guess I'll pass. nt - oldmkvi 17:18:34 04/25/10 (2)
        
        In Reply to: RE: The guy who came up with the Quantum Tweak. nt posted by geoffkait on April 25, 2010 at 16:05:57
        
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        Good move, I was just getting ready to reel you in. nt - geoffkait 17:43:41 04/25/10 (1)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Ah, I didn't realize! Still, sounds outlandish to me, I guess I'll pass. nt posted by oldmkvi on April 25, 2010 at 17:18:34
        
        nt
        
        LOL Outloud!!!! nt - oldmkvi 18:03:56 04/25/10 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Good move, I was just getting ready to reel you in. nt posted by geoffkait on April 25, 2010 at 17:43:41
        
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