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the fucking ear and nose hairs. They don't let up, the little bastards.
When I hum, looks like there's a squid living in each nostril.
The blissful counterstroke-a considerable new message.
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I'm waiting 40 years for that miracle pill.
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"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination" -Michael McClure
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Popping up (seemingly) overnight, distracting from the the rest
of the forest and requiring individual attention via (an upgraded)
plucker.
From a nostril, ON the nose, an ear, an eyebrow...
And you KNOW it wasn't there just ... yesterday.
"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination" -Michael McClure
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George Carlin said he wasn't losing his hair, it was just in a relocation program.Dean.
reelsmith's axiom: Its going to be used equipment when I sell it, so it may as well be used equipment when I buy it.
Edits: 07/20/24
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In college, my friend Tuyet (above) was an art major, who was candid and unfiltered. No topic was off-limits. That helped you, as an audiophile, cut through and reject the dogma and nonsense. For Lunar New Year, Tuyet needed to wear something red. My polo shirt was too tight for me, so Tuyet took it.
Anyway, Tuyet's body was not hairy. Heck, she didn't have to shave her legs and armpits all that often. Yet, she pointed out the seemingly random stray strand of hair, which would sprout by itself. Contorting in front of a large mirror, Tuyet spotted the stray strand on, for example, her jaw; that spot on the back between shoulder blades; areola; and behind her knee. In her dorm room or bathroom, she would hand you her tweezers, to pluck those stray hairs she could not reach.
If getting hairs in our nose and ears is the worst thing about getting old, that's not bad. My friends are now in peri-menopause, and we're all mad that our schools (granted, those were the 1980s and 90s) never mentioned then-current health, let alone aging. We were ill-prepared to enter adulthood. And now we're ill-prepared to navigate middle-age. Caring for parents going through their elderly years leaves us slightly better-prepared for our twilight years. And yes, my dad complains that his head has been bald for decades, yet, hairs grow out of his nose and ears.
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Alas, many of us have kids who are now in college. We encourage them to fulfill GE requirements, with useful human biology and physiology classes.
-Lummy The Loch Monster
I step away for a day or so and now it's hairy boogers around here!
Everything you buy now will never wear out...
Nose hairs covered at just over the 6 minute mark.
Edits: 07/20/24
I trim my nose hairs about once a month. Ears are not yet a problem.
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I hate the ear hair. The wind blows, my ears itch. I can't see them well enough to keep them trimmed. My hair cut lady trims them once a month.
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The blissful counterstroke-a considerable new message.
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