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Music Lane It's all about the music, dude! Sit down, relax and listen to some tunes. |
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In Reply to: Hey Rob, I actually did it! posted by Neil E. on March 25, 2000 at 17:16:35:
Time to try to reestablish your manliness Neil.DUMP: Menthol Foamy, Lady Gillette's, spring colored pedal pushers, that darling little hat with the feather and lace veil that you love to wear to Jackie Chan movie premiers, tube tops, sissy music, disco pumps, support (yeah right) hose, anything in your closet even remotely close to being described as frilly, and every jar of moisturizer in your medicine cabinet.
BUY: Jock straps, used sneakers, a gallon of Old Spice, gray t-shirts that used to be white, a little black book, pointy toed boots, a gun rack for the pickup, an inflatable life-size latex doll that you say is "only for laughs", gray boxers that used to be white, an Acc-u-Jac, wife beater undershirts, a whoopee cushion, gloves with the ends of the fingers cut off, a ballcap that's from any NASCAR race, moldy cheese, half a Big Mac and three cans of cheap beer to put in your refrigerator, bowling shirts that say Alley Cat Neil, a brown stained mattress, face paints for football and hockey games, bowling shoes that you're real tempted to wear all the time, and a doorbell that plays the drum solo from In A Gada Da Vida.
If I've forgotten anything, I'm sure our Lanemates will help out, but even if I did, this should still give you a helluva good start to rid yourself of any less then manly image you might have picked up when you lost control of your senses today.
Good luck,
John
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Follow Ups
- Re: Hey Rob, I actually did it! - John E 22:10:17 03/25/00 (2)
- Re: Hey Rob, I actually did it! - Neil E. 12:41:32 03/26/00 (0)
- Re: Hey Rob, I actually did it! - Charlie F. 22:24:24 03/25/00 (0)
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