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In Reply to: Yep, my Flying-squirrel-powered Space Shuttle is in the Patent-pending phase, too ....... posted by J.D. on September 11, 2006 at 16:55:52:
And actually completed it within some sort of realistic deadline....Patents take time and I want to test the real deal extensively before I spend the bucks. This is expensive on my kind of budget.
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Tubes forever (w/ Super X-Ray Monocle Of Doom) with trusted advisory staff and CAD-assisted Patent specialists......
I have friends because I am nice. I ask a million questions. I try to learn from people who know more than myself. And I NEVER take myself seriously....EVER. My friends love that I am regular people material.So have you finished that Garrard plinth of yours or are you on year four?
You should have a patent on busting my ass! ;-) I am beginning to enjoy it!
Just to re-trace a well-trodden path -- when someone whose output here consists of deeply mistaken assumptions resting on imaginary expertise --- tells you they're working up a Patent design --- it really tears at the old fabric of credibility, doesn't it ?Since, as you have mentioned it, you 'never' take yourself seriously, I would suggest the following :
In the unlikely case that a newcomer might not distinguish a Tubesforever post from a normal, reality-based post, you should just attach a tagline at the end of each one of your posts.
Something like :" No actual user serviceable expertise or information contained anywhere herein. Any resemblance to a knowledgeable opinion or actual assertion of fact is strictly coincidental and, after all, pretty unlikely in any case. "
............................ Tubesforever , CPA, CIA, PhD, Krell, Nasa, Wells-Fargo................................I think that's the only honorable solution.
J.D.
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Bust my ass, but do it with a little more dignity. Sir Winston Churchill was at a party when a women walked up and admonished him that he was drunk. He said, Madam I am drunk, but tomorrow I will be sober but you will remain ugly.Learn from a master....keep your rants short and to the point.
I off you no pictures, no descriptions, and no hints as to the design of this tonearm--which has changed a great deal over the last several months. The time with the Alias program has been illuminating.
You know I respect you JD, so tone it down a bit. Spend your time on 301 pics which we all enjoy.
I'll be happy to dose up a bit.
You lighten up a bit on the all-areas expertise effect.
And no, it's not a temporary restriction.
Doing something once --does not entitle you to dispense expert opinion on same.
Having done it more often than 'not at all' does not an expert make.JD
trhy this for inspiration ...
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