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I've been so busy lately I haven't been around much but I wanted to pop in and wish everyone a happy holiday with peace, joy and groovin maggies in the new year.And stay away from the fruitcake!
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Merry X-Mas to you to.I'm new here but have studied your contributions back and forth about 50 times. Thanks for sharing your knowledge!
Hope you don't have to spend too much time clearing away snow from your driveway!! :-))Me ... I'll be kicking back with a few wines, down the beach! :-)) Sweet!
Regards, from Downunda,
Andy
PS. I presume you know the Salvation Army song about fruitcake? :-))
No snow here yet, just 20 degrees with 35 mph winds...but for as bad as that is at least it's christmas. A beach and a bikini...? :^ )And amazingly no, I do not know the salvation army song about fruitcake. Please regale us!
PS: By the way, how does santa fit those giant Fosters cans down the chimney every year?
We don't eat fruitcake, coz fruitcake's got rum
And one drop of rum turns a man to a bum
Can you imagine a soooorrier sight
Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight.Chorus:
Awaaay, awaaay with rum, by gum
With rum by gum, with rum by gum
Awaaay, awaaay with rum by gum
That's the song of the Salvation Aaarmy.:-))
Andy
PS: Most of the time, Santa drinks the cans first, then flattens them so they fit! :-))
Great song. I can hear a bar full of trashed ozzies belting it out already......I have to say, I understand why you brag about the beauty of your nation but more and more it scares the crap out of me. I saw this program the other night about the box jellyfish. Kills more people than even sharks and crocs and even if it doesn't kill you the 2 weeks of agony you go thru almost make you wish it did. And it wasn't even the big one, the scary bastard is the one the size of a fingernail with the most toxic animal venom on the planet.
Crikey! I'd stay drunk in a bar too!
PS: Whew, I thought you were going to say santa "refills" them then....
I think it's called. They're too small to notice and being transparent ... you haven't got a hope! :-)) So people who live from about the middle of Queensland up just can't go swimming in the sea for several months of the year - just when the temperatures are highest (I think! :-(( ).If you wear a hooded lycra suit and a mask (so all your skin is covered) you're fine ... so people do go diving during "stinger time".
It may not have caught your news but a young surfer had his leg bitten off by a "great white" in Southern West Australia last week ... he survived though! But remember, Steve Irwin died from a stingray strike, fer Chrissake! They just don't figure in the pantheon of "dangerous sea creatures"! :-))
Have a Christmas bourbon on me, PG! :-))
Regards,
So true that it is not quite 100% funny ;^D
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