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Mrs. Piggy

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In Reply to: BOARD and fellow Inmates, a modest proposal... posted by Bosh on November 07, 2002 at 20:57:33:

To no avail, so here it goes...
Maybe we could have "Pig Day" at Central, and may I also be so immodest to suggest that it be soon, because pigs do deserve our appreciation! I also propose that there be no more pig ball pictures because that is NOT the kind of immodesty I can condone!
:o)
*Note: a joke (for the humor impaired)

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if you have a problem with pig balls... - some young guy 11:26:39 11/08/02 (6)
can't we just discuss it rationally? do we have to involve the board? after all, if you love pigs so very much, should you not love all of the pig? besides, it took me a long time to find just the right pig ball pic.
- The Pig balls is not the problem per se.... - Mrs. Piggy 14:35:47 11/08/02 (5)
  It's the lewd pose, and obsene size that I find so disturbing! What, did you do a google search for giant pig balls? I think we would all like to know. By the way, just why would giant pig balls cross your mind? Is there something we should know?
  I would vote it as one of the most obsene animal pics this poor innocent has ever seen! And no this is NOT an invitation for everyone to try to top Syg. Clearly he is the winner. Don't let the flow of testosterone make you post something you will later regret.
  :o)
  mp
  (Note: Just a joke for the humor impaired)
  - does this make you feel better? - some young guy 15:53:00 11/08/02 (4)
    she's his girlfriend. btw, these are very important pig farm portraits.
    - Is this picture from your private collection Syg.... - Mrs. Piggy 17:28:06 11/08/02 (3)
      Nice of you to share your "private stock" with us!
      We'll call it ode to a pig's ass.
      You are a very friendly guy.
      We now know way too much about you!
      mp
      Note: Joke (FTHI)
      - don't confuse hope with knowledge (nt) - some young guy 17:39:05 11/08/02 (2)
        
        In Reply to: Is this picture from your private collection Syg.... posted by Mrs. Piggy on November 08, 2002 at 17:28:06:
        
        nt
        
        I hope you know what you are saying. [nt] - dennzio 13:38:53 11/10/02 (1)
        
        In Reply to: don't confuse hope with knowledge (nt) posted by some young guy on November 08, 2002 at 17:39:05:
        
        t
        
        me too (nt) - some young guy 13:55:53 11/10/02 (0)
        
        In Reply to: I hope you know what you are saying. [nt] posted by dennzio on November 10, 2002 at 13:38:53:
        
        nt
hehe...Well, Little Lady, maybe I can help... - Bagsgroove 10:16:31 11/08/02 (7)
Wanna come to my place and play with my, uh...you know...LPs?
- LPs = Lascivious Pigs ??? - Big Dave 11:01:57 11/09/02 (0)
  It only seems reasonable.
- Can I..... - Mrs. Piggy 18:36:54 11/08/02 (5)
  Put them in the oven and watch them turn into bowls?
  I like it hot Mr. B.
  mp
  - sometimes I wonder... - dennzio 04:04:14 11/09/02 (4)
    If KP is cross dressing. He waits until Mrs. Piggy is at the grocery store and writes sexy posts with the wife's moniker.
    - Who do you think would put up with a KP.... - Mrs. Piggy 04:49:34 11/09/02 (3)
      besides a like minded individual? He is a lot of work, but the rewards are plentiful!
      Besides, I think people would disgree that cooking LP's is sexy!
      By the way, I used to do that with my friends when I was little. Of course they were kiddie records, and I did suffer the consequences.
      Furthermore, I think girls are just as capable of "sexy" talk!
      Don't you think? How are the dogs barking today Denzio?
      mp
      - I wasn't referring to the vinyl baking remark, Mrs. P, - dennzio 05:54:51 11/10/02 (2)
        
        In Reply to: Who do you think would put up with a KP.... posted by Mrs. Piggy on November 09, 2002 at 04:49:34:
        
        but to the Some Like It Hot revelation.
        My dogs are very tired from barking, they are resting under the porch this morning. They are old dogs, still very virile and vigorous, but rest is a necessity, otherwise they just might fall asleep mid-bark. Woof woof.
        
        Pobrecito!... - Mrs. Piggy 09:20:04 11/10/02 (1)
        
        In Reply to: I wasn't referring to the vinyl baking remark, Mrs. P, posted by dennzio on November 10, 2002 at 05:54:51:
        
        You better let them rest.
        mp
        
        Pobre antiguo hombre. - dennzio 13:37:45 11/10/02 (0)
        
        In Reply to: Pobrecito!... posted by Mrs. Piggy on November 10, 2002 at 09:20:04:
        
        I know, my Spanish sucks.

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