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1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.
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that Hollywood and related entities produce pure crap. Imagine a world where real talent is both recognized and promoted.Imagination...a world filled with people who THINK!
Nah, never gonna happen.
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
of people who actually DID take the opportunity to think for themselves, as such problems (and most of the others?) would be likely to automatically recede as a result!...I take the view that when the public are willing to accept and adopt the childish and child-like attitude of being happy to be told what to do and think and how to do it, then the similarities between themselves and their equivalents in places like North Korea are inescapable - whether or not various folk would want to accept the comparison as valid...
Blindly accepting a propaganda that any society is indisputably the best without any rational comparison of it's achievements, abilities, and weaknesses by it's citizens is naturally a suspicious and inherently flawed basis from which any society starts to build it's cultural identity...
I wonder how many inmates could accurately state that their societies do NOT include such characteristics...
Bill.
I sometimes wonder if people are in fact that stupid. Then I look at the letters to the editor of a local newspaper or wander off into other forums here in the Asylum, and I have my answer.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE STUPIDITY OF A HUMAN BEINGJust point in any direction in a crowd...lots of drones to choose from!
Sees yuz later, I need some more Chinese food!
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
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WarmestTimbo in Oz
The Skyptical Mensurer and Audio ScroungerAnd gladly would he learn and gladly teach - Chaucer. ;-)!
'Still not saluting.'
Wouldn't we have to arm them with something first? Like brains?
and is busy working the studios once again, that is called screwed. Or Hollywood. I think they mean the same thing sometimes.
Brilliant!
Hear him!... Hear him!...
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