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In Reply to: Is discussing my employment still allowed eh?.... posted by millen on April 20, 2007 at 09:51:17:
They vibrate? Oh, of course they do! I keep forgetting it's not a fruit, it's a phone, 'puter, ergonizer, AND love partner.How did some people (I won't target women) get along without cell phones (and the useless crap that's come along with the entire idea; blackberries; people talking to themselves in grocery lines with moss on their teeth...no, that's not moss, it's a color, no it's and ear protector, no it's a fu****' phone!
Life was simple, you didn't have to worry about people not paying attention when driving (they HAD to read the newspaper somewhere, didn't they?).
I repeat what I repeated lo those many years ago when cell phones had first become popular...I wanna license to shoot people where their cell phones, blue tooths, blackberries are and their brains aren't! I DO NOT mean their pockets and/or purses!
I want life to return to the life of the early 60's. Life was advanced enough to enjoy, they even were doing bypasses!
I guess the only way is to call up Ibn Sarik Yusef Mousgaffi and tell him to push the button! There has to be someone with a name like that with their fingers within reach of a launch button.
It's a beautiful day here in PA...a good time for a nuclear war to start.
And no, I'm not in a foul mood...just tired of technology.
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
Follow Ups:
Amen to that, Brother!
Ergo grex, ergo sum.
our moods are similar on different days and on different days, we're differently indifferent?There's the rubby-dub-dub, three men in a tub...they were gay! Or maybe they were just dirty and that's all the water that was available. Or, maybe it was a hot-tub! Perhaps, they were at a health club and afterward went clubbing with clubs and beat people with cell phones to death.
But what is death? The cessation of life or the beginning of another? Perhaps there is no answer...matter of fact, there isn't. No one has pefected a way to speak with the dead, except my Aunt Hoisinsauce. She could do grat things with a toothbrush.
Someday, I won't tell you about her.
But not because I don't like you, but because she was scary. She would chase goblins from her home with that damned toothbrush. Some of my best friends were goblins. "What," you ask, "is a goblin?" That's someone who's been gobblin' up all the food. It's another term for teen-ager.
Ya didn't know that, did you?
The combination of methadone, tylenol, and tramadol do little for severe arthritis pain, but it sure makes you think strangely! I gotta stop typing...my hand hurts so badly I am literally sick!
So why was I here in the first place? I don't know...I'll tell you if my hand ever stops hurting. That last g hurt!
Bye!
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
I have to rejuvenate our hot tub here very soon. The wife has been bugging me lately so she can rest her back on it. Oh! The things that we have to do to keep the wife maintained eh.
Luddite!
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