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In Reply to: Gentle thought for today! posted by kavakidd on April 17, 2007 at 13:29:38:
happens" story?I just got off the phone with Mrs. bwk, who has been outside tending to the flower gardens. Since it is about 80 degrees and sunny there, a couple of other neighbors are out doing likewise. All seems to be serene.
Apparently, the little old couple across the street decided their housekeeper was stealing from them. So they did the classy thing, which was to wait until she showed up for work today and then went out on the front lawn to confront her and do some general yelling.
The housekeeper -- obviously a class act herself -- promptly went over to two large flower vases on the couple's porch and broke them. Then she marched to the side of the house and tipped over all three of their garbage cans. One of the two old farts goes in the house and calls the police.
The housekeeper jumps in her car and speeds away. The old couple are looking in the direction of their neighbors, who had just moments ago been out in their yards. It seems as if everyone vaporized.
The police are enroute, I am sure. In keeping with their policy of whipping out the helicopter at every opportunity (inmate nubz can attest to this), there is a yellow and white helicopter circling over the neighborhood.
Details at eleven.
Follow Ups:
I invited them to Ribfest. They got a look of fear on their faces I'll never forget. Maybe they thought I was going to use their ribs.
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
When a stranger talks to you, you immediately think "Oh god, who's this nutter?" They think it's either someone trying to scam them or a total nutter who will soon start rambling about the imminent end of the world.Sad - but it is good strategy to invite those who would otherwise complain of noise, etc.
But to change topics, I expected a comment or two by now! Too many LPs to comprehend, no?
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
Truly mind-blowing stuff, b'y! I've got to see it someday to really believe the absolute mass of it lol.I've been having fun getting your database into Access, and I just installed Office 2007, with it's new version of Access, and that's kinda blown what's left of my mind as far as features. I just gotta stop myself from abusing them all and keep it simple.
I'll let ya know what I come up with, should be fun playing with your db.
BTW, what's most fun is looking for LPs that I've got myself ;-)
Dave
Later Gator,
Crank up your talking machine, grab a jar of your favorite "kick-back", sit down, relax, and let the good times roll.
I'm just looking for trends here. ;~)
Catch!
WarmestTimbo in Oz
The Skyptical Mensurer and Audio ScroungerAnd gladly would he learn and gladly teach - Chaucer. ;-)!
'Still not saluting.'
.... it must a SoCal thing, as it reminds me of a very young Tom Hanks chasing Tawny Kitaen round the apartment with an egg-beater intent on carnality (in one scene from the movie Hanks would dearly love to see expunged from the records - "Bachelor Party")...There must be something about living on the San Andreas Fault that brings out this sexual association with helicopters (aka "egg-beaters").
Maybe Bwookie would care to elucidate for us non-SoCal types?
DevillEars
if the little old man started chasing the little old lady around in the front yard with an egg beater. Alas, such is not the case. The LA County sheriff seems to think dispatching a police helicopter to every fender bender is just prudent management of government resources.But your version is more entertaining. ;~)
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