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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
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I have been reading a lot about this sort of incident lately. Just last week I have read about a husband who is having a little chat with his wife about ironing. Husband said, “Why you are ironing your bras when there is nothing in there”. Wife retorted, “What are you talking about I have been ironing your short for years. She heard the shot. See what I mean eh?
....Now I know what the hell you are talking about (I don’t really, I’m just being polite)A long road to nowhere ......
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Sox
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