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Ya Gotta Love George
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased
out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices... again?If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
Follow Ups:
But somehow attributed to him...
I'm not surprised. Most of this stuff I'm posting is from e-mails sent from who knows how many people. Chances are that a good majority of it came from Snopes.
But nowadays I tend to defer to Snopes to verify these sorts of emails.The way they get you is their tone of knowingness which sucks you in. The psychology is that it makes you feel like you now know something which the rest of the world doesn't, so the recipient feels like a hero for passing the knowledge along.
Thanks for the heads up information. It sounds logical to me. I will be sure to refer to snopes when I get these types of "know-it-all" emails before I blindly embarrass myself with frivolous posts.
but still good
"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to" Mark Twain
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