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My computer said "G'day mate, you're incredibly ugly..."
- http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/beautiful-computer-says-yes/2007/03/17/1174080223528.html (Open in New Window)
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in a Motel 5
broken-hearted
I'm gonna drive
through the night
I can't believe I posted this first.
Ergo grex, ergo sum.
How many blues songs don't begin with "Woke up this morning"?
Best regards,
I like the ones which start by declaring that their woman is so wonderful, and then in the next sentence call her evil, or state that the singer has in fact gone and done her in for cheating.
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jac - desperaudio
She's Hot to GoNow to find a man good loving
Aint an easy thing to do
Youve got to know just what youre looking for
And where to find it tooShes hot to go shes ready
Shes hot to go right now
Shes hot to go
Youve got to know
That stop-and-do-it galWe dont have no lengthy shopping
You dont have to stand in line
You dont have to care who sees your hair
You dont have to waste your timeShes hot to go shes ready
Shes hot to go right now
Shes hot to go
Youve got to know
That stop-and-do-it galYou can stop by in the morning
You can stop by late at night
You can stop by if youre ugly friend
Or if you look all rightShes hot to go shes ready
Shes hot to go right now
Shes hot to go
Youve got to know
That stop-and-do-it galNow I crept up from behind her
She looked so fine to me
But when I stepped around her man
My eyes could plainly seeShe was ugly from the front
She was ugly from the front
She was ugly from the front
And I said ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-uglyWell I could handle it behind her
And I like it on the side
But dont make me look around her man cause shes
Ugly-ugly-ugly-ugly-uglyShe was ugly from the front
She was ugly from the front
She was ugly from the front
And I said this girl was so ugly...Shes hot to go shes ready
Shes hot to go right now
Shes hot to go
Youve got to know
That stop-and-do-it gal
Something about the audaciousness or just plain wrongness of the whole thing appeals to me for some odd reason....
Ergo grex, ergo sum.
That program should have a beer factor.
You should have the option of having one's looks expressed as number of beers before reaching a preset level of shagability. It would range between 0 (for most SI swimsuit models) to "Paralytic, completely incapable of moving to get away" (Linda Tripp).
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