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• I did that at a Sex on the Beach Party put on by Robin Hood - ElbowGeek 14:37:01 03/16/07 (7)
  In Reply to: I'll have 6 doubles.... What's the problem?.... It saves queuing!!......nt. posted by feet's too big on March 16, 2007 at 12:57:59:

  That was a baaaad idea. I finally got to the bar and figured I'd order three Black and Cokes each for me and my mates. Unfortunately they were about 60% Black and a splash of Coke on top. We got paralytic in very short order and didn't even stay for the skinny dipping. Never again...
  
  

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  • I think that you may have significantly under-reported the quantities involved... - feet's too big 15:07:57 03/16/07 (5)
    In Reply to: I did that at a Sex on the Beach Party put on by Robin Hood posted by ElbowGeek on March 16, 2007 at 14:37:01:

    When in peak condition, I and others had turned up at the barracks HQ as required one Friday evening in preparation for a previously scheduled week-end excercise, only to be told that the excercise had been cancelled...

    Since we were in the obvious vicinity, and were naturally aware that the cost of drinks in "The Segeant's Mess" was substantially lower than in local "pubs", we settled in for a "drinks and chat" session...

    When we rose from the table to leave some hours later, I noted that the three of us had consumed two bottles of Talisker, one of Genfiddich, and had just consumed the last of a bottle of Chivas...

    We made our collective exit without lurching, bumping into doors, or feeling any necessity to pick fights with anyone who was passing...

    "and figured I'd order three Black and Cokes each for me and my mates."...

    I'm sure this must have been a considerable underestimate!...

    
    Bill.

    
    
    

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    • I used to be able to snort with the best- - www.records 19:30:43 03/16/07 (2)
      In Reply to: I think that you may have significantly under-reported the quantities involved... posted by feet's too big on March 16, 2007 at 15:07:57:

      but it ended up damn near killing me, literally. I would get off work at 5pm. and by 10pm I would have consumed 2 Liters of Canadian Whiskey. I did that on a daily basis for roughly 10 years. I haven't had any alcohol now for 16 years and am glad I don't have to live that way anymore and hope I never do again. It doesn't bother me if others drink, but it bothers me and those around me if I do.

      That shit literally kicked my ass and hopefully I have consumed enough already to last me a lifetime.
      
      

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      • Regarding snorters... - feet's too big 02:12:58 03/17/07 (1)
        In Reply to: I used to be able to snort with the best- posted by www.records on March 16, 2007 at 19:30:43:

        Though I can't claim to have had any personal experience of Canadian Whiskey, two litres of any “70 proof” or greater alcohol in less than five hours on a daily basis would certainly be a prodigious intake...

        Since you are self-evidently not already dead, I suppose it is possible that you may outlast the lot of us... After all, alcohol IS an acknowledged preservative!...

        I wish you well...

        Bill.
        
        
        

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        • Re: Regarding snorters... - www.records 07:21:10 03/17/07 (0)
          In Reply to: Regarding snorters... posted by feet's too big on March 17, 2007 at 02:12:58:

          Thanks Feets. I appreciate the support. I am going to keep an eye out for little green men today. Them lil bastages are full of a wee bit of trickery on the day of Saint Patty.
          
          

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    • Trust me, the b&c's were not served in girlie glasses... - ElbowGeek 15:43:25 03/16/07 (0)
      In Reply to: I think that you may have significantly under-reported the quantities involved... posted by feet's too big on March 16, 2007 at 15:07:57:

      They were quite large plastic cups, and were consumed in quick succession. Don't know what we weren't thinking, but they were strong with Gosling's finest. Also, drinking my face off wasn't and isn't an everyday event for me, so I was quite unprepared for the onslaught.

      No fighting ensued in our situation, just a strong desire to go home and crash hard. The next day was a little rough to say the least...
      
      

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    • Unless he omitted an ingredient. - Bruce Kendall 15:19:21 03/16/07 (0)
      In Reply to: I think that you may have significantly under-reported the quantities involved... posted by feet's too big on March 16, 2007 at 15:07:57:

      I used to be able to do that too, Bill. But that "skill" vanished several years ago.
      

      
      
      
      

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  • You gave up right when you were warmed up? - Bruce Kendall 14:43:39 03/16/07 (0)
    In Reply to: I did that at a Sex on the Beach Party put on by Robin Hood posted by ElbowGeek on March 16, 2007 at 14:37:01:

    Damn, and you get away with.......(nevermind).
    

    
    
    
    

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• Whoa!...think of the good heads that you’ll be wasting… - millen 13:52:30 03/16/07 (1)
  In Reply to: I'll have 6 doubles.... What's the problem?.... It saves queuing!!......nt. posted by feet's too big on March 16, 2007 at 12:57:59:

  By letting the poor ales idling like that unless you have a big mouth to accommodate them 12 pints in one slurp.
  
  
  

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  • Never wishing to waste a good head... - feet's too big 14:36:39 03/16/07 (0)
    In Reply to: Whoa!...think of the good heads that you’ll be wasting… posted by millen on March 16, 2007 at 13:52:30:

    I think that I would do my best to "rise" to the challenge...

    I forget who said it, but after all it IS challenges that help us grow...

    
    Bill.
    
    

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