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A little boy walks into his parents ' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Daddy doing?"
The mother replies, "Well, you know your Father has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
"Your wasting your time", said the boy.
"Why is that?" the mom asked, puzzled.
"Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
Ergo grex, ergo sum.
Follow Ups:
Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.
Those brats can be so annoying at times can't they?
Good one. ;~)
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