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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I
just came back from Arkansas. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback
Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new
Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade Sir, excellent trade!"
Follow Ups:
his brother and Condoleastlike a (fill in blank).
If I had more money, I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LP's!
A man staggers home from the pub with a sheep under his arm. He walks in he house, and in front of his sour-pussed wife loudly exclaims: "This is the pig that I f*#k when your not around!" The wife chuckles and says: "you idiot, that's not a pig, it's a sheep." The man responds with: "I wasn't talking to YOU!"
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