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If I get a live one, I'll answer and identify myself as Homicide Detective Tom Mabe

Posted by Road Warrior on June 11, 2021 at 06:02:46:
They'll be informed they've called a homicide scene and to NOT HANG UP. They then get a series of questions from a dead serious Detective Mabe regarding their relationship with the deceased, last time they spoke to the deceased, the purpose of their call, their name, address, contact info, when they would be available to come down to the station, etc.. They usually flounce after 1 or 2 questions but the last cat was terrified and stayed on til I damn near ran out of questions. Credit to long departed poster Dr. Draz for forwarding the Tom Made cassette 15 year ago.