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Whoever said a good woman is hard to find...

Positively absolutely sure he was blind
I've found the best woman there ever was.

Here's just some of the things that my woman does...

Why she shakes my ashes, greases my grittle
Chimes my butter and she strokes my fiddle
My woman is such a handy woman (oh yes she is)

She threads my needle, creams my wheat
Heats my heater and she chops my meat
My woman is such a handy woman

Sometimes he's up long before the dawn
Busy trimmin' the rough edges off my front lawn
Yeah that woman is such a handy woman

Why you know she never has a single word to say
No not while she's working hard
And I wished that you could see the way
She handles my front yard

My woman is such a handy woman...oh yes she is...



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  • Whoever said a good woman is hard to find... - kootenay 22:42:16 04/24/17 (0)

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