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Brian Walsh

1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America.

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Topic - Marketing - Brian Walsh 07:33:58 04/30/07 (9)

Imagine a world where everyone, I mean everyone, realized - Muzikmike 12:12:31 04/30/07 (5)

I'd settle for a simple world-wide majority... - feet's too big 12:56:47 04/30/07 (3)

"...childish and child-like...." - Bruce Kendall 13:13:23 04/30/07 (2)

I have used a phrase for years that says it all... - Muzikmike 14:40:47 04/30/07 (1)

MY phrase for it is 'the FW factor'! - Timbo in Oz 22:04:56 04/30/07 (0)

People thinking? - Bruce Kendall 12:35:10 04/30/07 (0)

And when the governor is no longer governor - Bruce Kendall 11:34:21 04/30/07 (0)

Huzzah! - ElbowGeek 11:25:17 04/30/07 (1)

It is a pleasure to see your use of such a traditional approval - feet's too big 15:04:36 04/30/07 (0)

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