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Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her
lawyer'soffice one Monday morning. "I want you to begin
divorceproceedings," she announced.
The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure,
he said,"Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have been married
for overseventy years. What in the world could have happened
to makeyou want to get divorced at this stage in your life?"
Mrs. Hatcher looked him squarely in the eye. She
cleared herthroat and said, "We wanted to wait until all the
children were dead."
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Topic - 94 Year Old Woman Filing for Divorce - LWR 18:23:54 04/24/07 (3)
- Not as funny as you think (nt) - PabloP 18:30:34 04/24/07 (2)
- I agree (nt) - Brian Walsh 19:04:42 04/24/07 (1)
- Moderator--can you prune this - LWR 20:03:28 04/24/07 (0)