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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run
to the end of his chain and gag himself.A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacementHe who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurtDid you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs."
"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to" Mark Twain
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Topic - Gentle thought for today! - kavakidd 13:29:38 04/17/07 (16)
- "The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" How true! )MT( - J. S. Bach 05:38:56 04/18/07 (2)
- Either me to you or you to me... - Muzikmike 12:05:17 04/18/07 (1)
- Tonight. )MT( - J. S. Bach 12:25:30 04/18/07 (0)
- "The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble". - subcoolman 05:20:51 04/18/07 (0)
- Gee Kava! that's great. Good stuff! Some responses or reactions - Timbo in Oz 18:24:18 04/17/07 (1)
- "for true" -- nt - kavakidd 19:04:09 04/17/07 (0)
- Those are great! How about an "I'm never home when the cool stuff - Bruce Kendall 13:55:26 04/17/07 (9)
- I once threatened my neighbors, scared the sh** outta them! - Muzikmike 09:32:49 04/18/07 (5)
- It happens in today's society... - ElbowGeek 15:08:17 04/18/07 (3)
- That's why I asked them! - Muzikmike 18:33:37 04/18/07 (2)
- Ah, your database! - ElbowGeek 18:52:13 04/18/07 (1)
- You are not making Ribfest this year?? Shame on you. )MT( - J. S. Bach 09:39:59 04/19/07 (0)
- Did you have an egg beater in your hand? - Bruce Kendall 11:07:04 04/18/07 (0)
- here! you two/too? kin have a squdgle - the TWO of yez, 'kay!? - Timbo in Oz 18:25:40 04/17/07 (0)
- Re: "whipping out the helicopter" - I've never heard it called that before.... - DevillEars 14:03:18 04/17/07 (1)
- I must admit that my story would have been ten times better - Bruce Kendall 14:13:54 04/17/07 (0)
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