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The following is an account of what and how ribfest will devolve in the future:By the year 2015, Muzikmike's ribfest had evolved into the largest
> audiophile gathering without corporate sponsorship in the world.
> Muzikmike had decided, after Ribfest 2013, when Clark Stevinson and
> Ferdinand Von Alstook killed one another in a bloody battle, that no
> company would be allowed to premier new equipment and thus
> transform ribfest into another CES.
>
> The death of Von Alstook and Stevinson, and the resulting deaths of
> hundreds of neighboring dogs and cats, forced this decision. This
> was, of course, unwanted as Mike had always felt that ribfest would
> be a superb venue for music buffs, audiophiles, manufacturers and
> DIY guys to get together, share some music and food, and have fun.
>
> The fact that Stevinson walked in with an UZI strapped onto each
> shoulder with two bandoleers of ammunition, 5 grenades hanging from
> his belt and a WWWIII military issued 45 hanging from a silver and
> gold holster had alerted Mike that something was in the air. When
> Von Alstook showed up with no weapons, although he'd been
> forewarned, Mike felt things would turn out fine. He didn't notice
> the spring-loaded derringer attached to Von Alstook's right arm.
>
> Von Alstook gave no warning as he walked up to Stevinson, extending
> his hand as if he was merely going to shake Stevinson's hand; but
> when he released and fired the derringer, the bullet bouncing off
> one of Stevinson's grenades, all hell broke loose. Perhaps if the
> assorted ribs and beef briskets hadn't been removed and set up for
> serving moments before, attracting dogs and cats for miles around
> Mike's neighborhood, things may have turned out differently. A
> miniature schnauzer had nipped Von Alstook and he believed that it
> was Stevinson's dog and that he had "sicced" her to bit Von Alstook.
>
> However it happened, things were changed forever after 2013, the
> year of the ribfest massacre. Limits were placed on the number of
> attendees as 2,647,392 people were a real problem to serve at the
> 2013 ribfest and the numbers had doubled by the next year. 2014,
> with nearly 6 million people attending, forced Mike to limit the
> sale of ribfest tickets. It was not, as some people believe, the
> shoot-out that had led to limiting ticket sales to only 10,000.
>
> With only 10,000 to feed in 2015, Mike had plenty of time to talk
> with old friends and promising his neighbors no more pets would be
> killed, he had created a wonderful atmosphere for music/audio
> camaraderie. The cost of a ticket did not seem to bother attendees,
> they realized that armed helicopters in the sky and the sixty
> 45,000 cubic feet per minute fans to draw the delightful smell of
> his ribs to heights that animals would not be attracted cost a lot
> of money; as did the five 400 foot grills.
>
> So, with ticket sales at only $25,000 and limited to 10,000, Mike
> had accomplished what no one would or could have imagined after
> 2013! The 25 bandstands, each separated with multi-million dollar
> anechoic and acoustic tiles, with each of those stages having
> different musical genres offered to the crowds, had been cut down
> to only 10 without any real problems arising; no attendee
> complained about anything but his over-full stomach.
>
> Since the cost of the tickets had allowed for handsome male and
> beautiful female masseurs to rub the bellies of the masses,
> everyone was jolly and looked forward to 2016.This is a work of friction and no character has been depitted as being part of surreality.
>
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If I had more money I'd soon be broke...but I'd have more LPs!
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Topic - The future of ribfest - Muzikmike 12:18:29 04/14/07 (32)
- When, Mikey? When, when, when? - Big Dave 09:48:55 04/16/07 (1)
- June 2 - Muzikmike 13:55:48 04/16/07 (0)
- Damn! Does this mean.... - subcoolman 07:41:59 04/15/07 (8)
- Those fans are needed in the WC. You will need a peg on your nose if you dare have a peek.~t - three_sox 17:10:21 04/15/07 (6)
- I think mustard-gas mask might be a wee bit more appropriate ;-) *nt* - ElbowGeek 17:19:37 04/15/07 (5)
- But what about us poor soles who frequent the WC who are not inflicted with such …….. - three_sox 17:29:10 04/15/07 (4)
- Erm... Hatred? - ElbowGeek 17:33:15 04/15/07 (3)
- Sorry EG...... - three_sox 17:38:07 04/15/07 (2)
- Ah, I see, said the blind man... - ElbowGeek 17:42:46 04/15/07 (1)
- The major smell was just removed ........ - three_sox 18:02:48 04/15/07 (0)
- Sadly so, Jim..... - feet's too big 09:29:17 04/15/07 (0)
- Re: The REAL future of ribfest... - DevillEars 05:27:30 04/15/07 (2)
- Ribfests everywhere will be banned from happening anyway - Valveboy 10:38:56 04/16/07 (0)
- I thought all that was supposed to occur in 1984..... - subcoolman 07:49:37 04/15/07 (0)
- In the year 2525, - Bruce Kendall 15:42:09 04/14/07 (3)
- Sheesh, do I have to do *everything* around here? - ElbowGeek 17:17:51 04/15/07 (0)
- ...if man is still alive... - sherod 20:02:32 04/14/07 (1)
- .....If woman can survive ....~t - three_sox 04:42:55 04/15/07 (0)
- "With only 10,000 to feed in 2015,"... Wouldn't ten barley loaves and four small fishes suffice?.... - feet's too big 14:14:18 04/14/07 (13)
- People from where the art of beer making was never forgotten - Muzikmike 14:36:48 04/16/07 (1)
- "Those "brew-pubs" are worth seeking out for anyone that considers beer more than a mouthful of spit and rinse."... - feet's too big 15:57:04 04/16/07 (0)
- Re: "....you might have difficulty distinguishing the two anyway" - subcoolman 07:43:50 04/15/07 (0)
- Re: changing water into American beer - ElbowGeek 14:25:59 04/14/07 (9)
- At last!.... A credible explanation!... - feet's too big 15:09:12 04/14/07 (8)
- Which leads to: Bill's Law #2 - subcoolman 07:46:03 04/15/07 (4)
- The reasoning is perfectly adequate... - feet's too big 09:38:29 04/15/07 (3)
- Re: "....indicate that your sick home computer is now fully restored...?" - subcoolman 10:03:01 04/15/07 (2)
- I'm sorry to hear... - feet's too big 10:14:55 04/15/07 (1)
- Thanks. - subcoolman 10:32:26 04/15/07 (0)
- There is hope... - bboroski 06:30:31 04/15/07 (1)
- In which case... - feet's too big 09:25:53 04/15/07 (0)
- That 'orrible stuff sold to the teenieboppers.. - ElbowGeek 15:15:09 04/14/07 (0)