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It all comes out in the endBad news: you're in a car accident. Good news: You're unhurt. Bad news: you were transporting two five gallon pails of paint.
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They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him. to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!
Fix your hair...having a blonde moment?
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Topic - Tuesday funnies - Brian Walsh 08:56:44 04/10/07 (10)
- Another great batch, as usual! - Bruce Kendall 10:47:14 04/10/07 (0)
- Re: Fat guys with hot wives - subcoolman 10:27:28 04/10/07 (8)
- Re: Fat guys with hot wives - Brian Walsh 12:33:41 04/10/07 (6)
- I'll second that - driver 16:17:29 04/10/07 (0)
- ??? - subcoolman 15:13:08 04/10/07 (4)
- Similar to this ...... - three_sox 22:09:42 04/10/07 (1)
- Yup... - Brian Walsh 06:54:51 04/11/07 (0)
- Re: ??? - Brian Walsh 17:14:58 04/10/07 (1)
- One of those "Why didn't I think of that" ideas *nt* - ElbowGeek 18:45:59 04/10/07 (0)
- Sounds like Murphy had it in for ya that Easter ;-0 *nt* - ElbowGeek 11:11:20 04/10/07 (0)