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Date: Tuesday, 10 April 2007, at 7:04 a.m.GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
· Sag, you're It.
· Hide and go pee.
· 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
· Kick the bucket
· Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
· Musical recliners.
· Simon says something incoherent.
· Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
· You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
· You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on
them.· You change your underwear after a sneeze.
OLD IS WHEN:
· Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
· You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you
don't have to go along.· Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
· Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking
lot.· An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Thoughts for the weekend
· Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?· Just remember ,if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall
off.· If raising children was going to be easy, it never would
have started with something called labor!· Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live
forever.But Most Of All, Remember !
· A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find,
Supportive,
Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!Ponderisms
· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned
that
most people die of natural causes.· Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you
are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
of
the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.· The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is
to buy a replacement. my personal favorite :) s· Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these
days
no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it
takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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Topic - Games for when we are older - LWR 07:08:44 04/10/07 (0)
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