Blind cashier

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sherod

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes
over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing
dark
shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this
rod
and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it
on
the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from
the
sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter
anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404
reel
and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it' s on
sale
this week for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell
all
that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As
she
opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds
like
a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally
breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes
there is
no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the
sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please. " The woman is totally
confused
by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did
you
get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
the
Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
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Topic - Blind cashier - sherod 14:23:49 04/07/07 (0)

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