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The intuitive powers of a drunk-

Posted by www.records (A) on April 5, 2007 at 07:15:53

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I
placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was
indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt
and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth
did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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