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An elderly gentleman went......................

Posted by LWR (A) on March 29, 2007 at 07:08:05

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue “Viagra” pill.

The pharmacist asked “How many?”

The man replied, “Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”

The pharmacist said, “That’s too small a dose. That won’t get you through intimacy.

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The old fellow said, “Oh, I’m past eighty years old and I don’t even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my new golf shoes.

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