Osama and the Genie

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sherod

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
Bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said

"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am?

I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be

returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the

woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken! with three American women
in my bed in
the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said , "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with -

Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding,
and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone,
his knees were broken,
and he had no health insurance.
God is good.

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Topic - Osama and the Genie - sherod 22:21:29 03/26/07 (1)

Re:ummm...... I was thinking more along - PeterS 02:55:20 03/27/07 (0)

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