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In Reply to: Will I live to be 80? posted by sherod on March 5, 2007 at 08:15:48:
It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is...making your own meals.
At age 12...success is...having friends.
At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 20...success is...having sex.
At age 35...success is...having money.
At age 50...success is...having money.
At age 60...success is...having sex.
At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.
At age 75...success is...having friends.
At age 80...success is...making your own meals.
At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
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- Considering that...this applies. - Muzikmike 14:19:17 03/05/07 (0)