Where is the MuzikMike??

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revjac

'cuz I have a pile of Jewish jokes sent to me by one of my best buddies - whose picture might be the one you're most likely to see when you search for a definition of "jew" at Wikipedia.
And awaayyyy we go... [OK - some of 'em are a wee bit old]

Q: What is a Jewish mÃ©nage-a-trois
A: Two headaches and a hard-on
Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?
A: He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
Q: How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband?
A: She has a headache with the postman
Q: What business is a yenta in?
A: Yours
Q: What is a Jewish nymphomaniac?
A: A wife who does her hair and sleeps with her husband on the
same day.
Q: How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper?
A: They put them in the car
Q: What does a Jewish husband call a water bed?
A: The Dead Sea
Q: Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
A: Netanyahoo
Q: What's the name of the face lotion made especially for Jewish
women?
A: Oil of Oy Vey
Q: What's the title of a horror film for Jewish women?
A: Debby Does The Dusting
Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: Plaintiff
Q: In Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become human?
A: When it wins a place in medical school
Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long?
A: Nothing at all
Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother

Q: Why did the mohel retire?
A: He just couldn't cut it anymore
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat
Q: What do you call someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A: A meshuggener
Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?
A: The tip of the iceberg
Q: What mechanical device causes the most arousal in a Jewish
woman?
A: A Mercedes Benz 500SL convertible
Jewish proverb: "A Jewish wife will forgive and forget, but she'll
never forget what she forgave."
One of life's mysteries - how a 2 Ib. box of chocolates can make
a Jewish woman gain 5 lbs
Another of life's mysteries is when a Jewish woman hangs something> in her wardrobe for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
The trouble with some Jewish women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him
A Bar mitzvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to realize that he is more likely to own a professional sports team than he is to play for one

jac - desperaudio

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Topic - Where is the MuzikMike?? - revjac 11:42:53 03/02/07 (4)

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? - Muzikmike 12:05:19 03/02/07 (3)

Well - you know what they say... - revjac 14:22:39 03/02/07 (2)

Re: Well - you know what they say... - sherod 15:55:12 03/02/07 (1)

Re: Well - you know what they say... - sherod 22:13:36 03/02/07 (0)

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