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In Reply to: Could you see your way clear... posted by feet's too big on February 28, 2007 at 10:21:46:
On the other hand, I do believe that you have a somewhat rose-coloured viewpoint...As a counterpont to your visions of "sun-baked beaches" and "nicely bronzed bodies", please consider the following:
- South-Easterly winds that howl along the beaches turning the beautiful white beach-sand into a supersonic cloud of carborundum that scours you clean of all flesh
- Bronzed bodies that either weigh in excess of 20 stone or have more hair covering them than a mastodon of years gone by
- Sun-baked bodies, covered with lotions that - in combination with the heat - begin to roast the flesh and cause a stench of burning meat to permeate the seaside - drowning out the other attractions of rotting seaweed, seagull shit, fish corpses rotting in small pools, etc.
- Finally, picture yourself as but one of a milling herd of humanity, all blindly seeking the elusive nirvana created by over-fertile imaginations and that just does not, in reality, exist at all
From my perspective, I'll stick with my swimmin' hole and a nice lounger under a covered patio with a continuous stream of cold lagers to help assuage the effects of heat-stroke.
(end of semi-rant)
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Follow Ups
- 'twould be only a pleasure, my friend, were it but possible... - DevillEars 10:52:03 02/28/07 (1)
- That seems to have been a pleasantly reserved "semi-rant"... - feet's too big 11:35:37 02/28/07 (0)
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