An old cowboy sat down................

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An old cowboy sat down at the Starbuck's and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She
turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves,
cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my hogs,
so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the
other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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Topic - An old cowboy sat down................ - LWR 18:17:27 02/21/07 (0)

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