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as I stood by her hospital bed, waiting for her Xrays to be read, "Why didn't you use YOUR sidewalk this morning to go get the mail? The sidewalk I'd made sure to salt on the way to work this morning? Why did you decide to use the sidewalk of the next door neighbor instead????""Well," says she, wincing from the pain in her 81-year-old now-broken-in-two-places ankle, "since you'd been salting it, I assumed it was ice covered. And since the neighbor hadn't been salting her walk I assumed that hers must have been clear."
AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!
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Topic - So I ask the MIL... - Valveboy 13:53:50 02/20/07 (14)
- Thanks folks - Valveboy 07:58:23 02/21/07 (8)
- I truly feel for ya. - Markw* 15:45:56 02/21/07 (2)
- Yep, her mind is sharp as a tack - Valveboy 21:39:53 02/21/07 (1)
- sounds like she'll do fine. - Markw* 03:48:53 02/22/07 (0)
- Re: Thanks folks - www.records 11:38:03 02/21/07 (4)
- My condolences, Steve. - axolotl 16:50:44 02/21/07 (0)
- Geez, Steve... - subcoolman 16:30:09 02/21/07 (0)
- My most sincere sympathies. -t - Bruce Kendall 13:30:23 02/21/07 (1)
- Thanks BWK, it's been a tough few weeks. - www.records 15:03:03 02/21/07 (0)
- You’re a good man VB ……….. - three_sox 21:52:53 02/20/07 (0)
- That's the kind of logic . . . - psgary 16:34:56 02/20/07 (0)
- Replace the sidewalk with a water slide. - Bruce Kendall 14:46:47 02/20/07 (0)
- I feel for you, - G Squared 14:01:16 02/20/07 (0)
- Sorry to hear about your MIL's ankle... - ElbowGeek 13:57:58 02/20/07 (0)