"The President... was carrying a baby piglet under each arm."

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Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I
just came back from Arkansas. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback
Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new
Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade Sir, excellent trade!"

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Topic - "The President... was carrying a baby piglet under each arm." - clarkjohnsen 10:22:09 02/17/07 (3)

And here I thought you were going to tell a joke about - Muzikmike 12:58:25 02/17/07 (0)

Similar joke - Prisoners 10:33:10 02/17/07 (1)

Funnier too. nt - clarkjohnsen 11:19:48 02/18/07 (0)

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