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How stooopid do these scammers think we are ?!

132.208.142.225

Posted by driver8 on November 4, 2004 at 10:49:24

Just received this email, I thought it might be interesting to respond:

Dear Seller,
I come across your ads on Internet at {www.canuckaudiomart.com} I am realy
Interested in Purchasing your ( ITEM }. But i want to know the asking price you
want to sale it out, Because,anytime i want to purchase, I first ask of the
Price. Also talking of the Shipment to Australia, One of my Associate will
arrange for the shipment.One of My business associate In Canada have agreed to
make the payment by Cashier Cheque Drawn From Canada Bank for the Payment and
Shipment.Also understand that the Cheque will surely clear for the full
payment.Moreover, I want you to do understand better, Below is the Shipping
Address :

Shipping Address:
Del Mar Electronics
# 1037 Melbourne Street ,
NORTH ADELAIDE,
SA 5006 ,
AUSTRALIA.
Fax # {131} 52173204

Tell : +618 8416 0864.But My Phone developed some technical problems,I believe
it will be ok soon.I shall give you a call as soon it ok.Like to know
it is still for sale.I will like to know more about the Present Condition of it,
If it okay,I will be glad to purchase it from you.Most Important in about
the Picture of it,Do forward the Picture of to my e-mail box .
However,I will be glad to view the picture of it and to know its present
condition.Kindly forward to me the Information inwhich the payment will be
made out to you, Asking below..

Full name that will be written on Check.........:::
Full address..{P.o Box Or Residential Address} ............:::
State...............:::
City................:::
Zip Code...........:::
Home,office,cell phone #......:::
Country..............:::

All this information is needed to that the payment can be sent to you. I want
you to respond to my mail if you are satisfied with the content of this
letter.You can aswell Fax to me regarding the transaction. Fax Number...: {131}
52173204
Extend my greetings to your family.I will await your Urgent respond.
Thank you and best Regards.

And here's my reply:

Dear Sir,

I was very happy to receive your cretinous reply to my ad. Your proposal is surely the apex of mongoloid reasoning and I would be very delighted to accept your offer. I’m sorry to hear that your telephone developed some technical problems. I’m sure that there’s a perfectly asinine reason for this. Best not to worry and have a good wank while waiting for the repairman. Regarding my speakers, most people would not bother to ship a pair of 100 lb home made Voight Pipes from Canada to Australia. But you are obviously a discerning whacker of unmitigated proportions and therefore deserve a very heartfelt evisceration or disembowelment. I promise to pack them with utmost care and to fill the boxes with chunder (a type of packing material). Now for some great news. It so happens that I have a very good friend down under. His name is Russell Crowe and he works as a Gladiator in Woolloongabba. He’ll be happy to personally deliver the speakers to you but be careful, as he's probably hit the turps and got the wobbly boot on. I’ll be down there very soon myself. Maybe we can meet, get in the nuddy, whip out the old fella and perve the white pointers. Looking forward to sharing some bondi cigars, and a couple of bush oysters with you. Cheers mate.

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