Hi,
Try to find one of the latest reports from Mothra Research
engineering department. It's ~200 pages of that wonderful
white paper. All that wonderful paper can be your, can you
imagine that? Can you understand your luck? I think not,
since you haven't read it yet.Okay, here's the brief summary of the report. Long-time
careful and rigorous researches had finally proven THE BIG
TRUTH. And the truth is that paper used in such a documents
is extremely, I mean EXTREMELY! great to use as a toilet one.
For non-audiophiles, this paper provides just a greater level
of asshole comfort, not available from other types of toilet
paper. But for audiophiles it gets much more appealing, since
using it affects aural perceptions in some special way, a very
special way... Mothra engineers even go as far as to suppose
that it's indeed that Audio Graal, a Great Nirvana which all
audiophiles are looking for so long. They have found that using
papers of ABX/DBX/AES researches in audiophile toilet leds to
ideal understanding of audio and as a result, to a guaranteed
eargasm even from $250 systems sound.Do yourself a favor, get that report. The research is performed
according to highest standards possible and very well documented.
And afterall it's two hudreds pages of a GREAT toilet paper which
you will enjoy alot.
regards, gnat
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Topic - Hello all! A groundbreaking report of MR eng. dept! - gnat 01:45:52 03/29/01 (3)
- Re: Hello all! A groundbreaking report of MR eng. dept! - John E 13:20:13 03/31/01 (1)
- Re: yes and no... - gnat 08:21:25 04/02/01 (1)