In Reply to: Re: If you ever worried about fitting a pair of horns into a small place... posted by tomservo on March 19, 2007 at 14:45:04:
1) Market it as a passive exercise device. Madonna would probably buy one; it could do double duty. ("I never leave home without my Matterhorn." -- Madonna)2) Market it as a medical device -- cures constipation without the use of laxatives.
3) Tour wherever they have problems with prairie dogs, park in farmers' fields, and let your favorite Japanese taiko drum ensemble have at it.
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- Tom, three suggested uses for the Matterhorn - Christopher Witmer 01:37:42 03/20/07 (0)