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I've decided to start a new business, 5 varities of audiophile liquids. Not water mind you.

1. Uno
A dense mixture of a perfect combination of 6 of my special liquid combination with the perfect viscocities to filter out the high frequency vertebration, to make the music warm and relaxing. Again, using this perfect solution will be the perferct alternative to live music. $1000.00 for 1L

2. Dos
A low viscocity mixture for those who want their music with all the transients and subtle nunances. $750 for 1L

3. Tres
Distilled water for what its worth. Mind you this is audiophile distilled water, not the regular ones you find in the autoshop. $500.00 for 1L

4. Cuatro
Water with salt for what its worth. Mind you its audiophile salt from the dead sea specially filtered. $600.00 for 1L. Supersaturated alternative add $100.00

5. Cinco
Orange juice available in original, pulp and pulp free for that organic music inside every audiophile. $300.00

Also available is "Audiophile Air" for those who are looking for that last corner before you get your nirvana, guaranteed. Special combination of gases that will bring out that specific emotion that you are looking for!!!!!

Sincerely
Audioplile Air and Water Research Technology
"We strive for you to hear that last note... period"


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