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Location: Peoples' Democratic Republic of R.I.
Joined: April 23, 2000
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[Chorus: Ashley McBryde] Brenda, put your bra on, there's trouble next door Grab a pack of cigarettes and meet me on the porch Marvin['s] baby mama 'bout to catch him with a whore Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on)
[Verse 1: Pillbox Patti, Ashley McBryde] I knew she shouldn'ta let that bitch watch her baby I used to work with her at the Krystal She always got them good shifts just 'cause she had good tits And cut her shirts off at the middle
[Chorus: Caylee Hammack, Pillbox Patti] Brenda, put your bra on, it's just gettin' good Shit's goin' down in the trailerhood Pants 'round his ankles, still sportin' wood Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on)
[Verse 2: Caylee Hammack] Well, did you hear that? There went the good dishes I hope they don't knock out the cable Ol' Suntan City won't look quite as pretty When Tina puts that ass through a table
[Chorus: Pillbox Patti, Ashley McBryde, Caylee Hammack] Brenda, put your bra on, there's trouble next door Grab a pack of cigarettes and meet me on the porch Marvin['s] baby mama put that whore on the floor Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Put it on
[Interlude: Caylee Hammack, Ashley McBryde] Put it on, shit
[Chorus: Ashley McBryde, Pillbox Patti, Caylee Hammack] Brenda, put your bra on, here comes Channel 4 We ain't never been on the TV before Grab the marijuana, stick it down your drawers Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Brenda, put your bra on (Bra on, bra on) Brenda, put your bra on
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I think that they should send a new Voyager space probe out there, and this should be the only song on its Golden Record.
Make them Aliens steer clear of ol' Planet Earth, you betcha.
john
PS: Perhaps surprisingly, McBryde has both range and depth. Her song "Gospel Night at the Strip Club" brings tears to my eyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RI9rWjJeiA
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