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Posted on January 10, 2017 at 13:23:46
kootenay
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in the work place to de-stress yourself while at work.

Masturbation breaks should become a new workplace trend, according to a new report.

Taking a few minutes to de-stress and "relieve tension" while on the job could actually boost productivity and make employees happier, psychology professor Mark Sergeant of Nottingham Trent University told Metro U.K.

Dr. Cliff Arnall, a psychologist and life coach, agreed with that assessment.

"I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling," Dr. Arnall told Metro U.K. "Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus."

The topic of work masturbation breaks came up in the wake of a survey by Guyfi, described as a masturbation booth popup, that found 40% of workers in New York already take such breaks while clocked in. Earlier polls by Time Out New York and Glamour, respectively, discovered that 39% of men said they masturbated at work while 31% of women made time for some self-love.

If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing well
(Proverb)

 

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I -- I don't know what to say., posted on January 10, 2017 at 13:58:24
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although I WILL comment that your "proverb" seems weirdly apt in the context of this topic.

:-|

all the best,
mrh

 

Unless your men's room..., posted on January 10, 2017 at 15:03:11
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...looks like this.

 

Is that in North Carolina? nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 15:49:34
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RE: Is that in North Carolina? nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:06:32
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...it's the Hilton in Las Vegas.

 

Thats the way restrooms are in Sweden, no joke. Nt, posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:29:56
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Here is North Carolina restrooms....., posted on January 10, 2017 at 16:34:01
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....or so I've been told. ;^)

 

Uh Oh - Fake news strikes again...definitely not new. (nt), posted on January 10, 2017 at 17:05:32
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Part of that new jobs program they got started up. nt , posted on January 10, 2017 at 17:33:59
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employed and shaking hands with the unemployed., posted on January 10, 2017 at 19:39:20
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Which comes first ?

 

Lord knows through the years I've worked with plenty of apparent jerk offs..., posted on January 10, 2017 at 20:37:05
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Didn't realize they were trying to keep their tension levels under control being actual jerk offs.

"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination"-Michael McClure



 

Yes and then, posted on January 11, 2017 at 07:37:50
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Have a snack and take a nap at your desk...


ET

"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed" - Curly Howard 1936

 

RE: But You Can't You Can't Light Up a Smoke.........., posted on January 11, 2017 at 09:57:29
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...........at least in most workplaces!


Cheers,
SB

 

LOL, posted on January 11, 2017 at 10:33:06
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Forgot about that one


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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed" - Curly Howard 1936

 

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