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In Reply to: What's your favorite Mondegreen? posted by mkuller on December 1, 2006 at 10:10:04:
who had a mondegreen for almost every song we heard on the radio way back. My three favourites: The Beatles' "Can't Bunnies Love", The Four Seasons' "Got A Lot of Lovely Peanuts", and again that Latin favourite, "One Ton O'Mirrors". Knew you'd appreciate these, they still crack me up.You may be young only once, but you can be immature your whole life!
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she's a big-a fat mujera!
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One ton tomato, I ate a one ton tomatoooooooooo-------I'm a simple man earning pesos,
Who works hard beneath the palms
I'm a simple man earning pesos,
Who works hard beneath the palms
But I had to let you all know
About my review of Miracle GrowOne ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoI poured on some Miracle Grow
The sun shines down in my garden
I poured on some Miracle Grow
The sun shines down in my garden
But, I can't pour on any more
I can't open the garden door.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoWe sold our big tomato
To the man from the Olive Garden
We sold our big tomato
To the man from the Olive Garden
I'll be able to educate my sons,
If I can grow another one.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoMy wife she made French fries,
But she vanished right before supper.
My wife she made French fries,
But she vanished right before supper.
She disappeared with a huge roar,
In the collapse of the kitchen floor.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoMy kids in the garden played now,
With caterpillars as big as ponies.
My kids in the garden played now,
With caterpillars as big as ponies.
Then we all hid in the 50-foot beans,
When we heard Mothra's sonic screams.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potatoI am writing this review so,
You will use the Miracle Grow.
I am writing this review so,
You will use the Miracle Grow.
You can make the plants grow double,
With the potting soil from Chernobyl.One ton tomato,
I grew a one ton tomato,
One ton tomato,
And a two ton potato
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because these are killing me. ;~)
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How's that, soxie?
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