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Re: If you live near South Beach, Miami, ...

Posted by thetubeguy1954 on January 19, 2007 at 13:12:38:

Hey C-J,

Be careful in the South Beach area it's the transsexual capitol of SE America. I had to go to Miami a few years back to obtain a marriage visa from the Colombian Embassy. I arrived the night before and stayed a fairly upscale hotel.

That night I went down to the bar in the hotel for a couple of nightcaps beforing retiring. As I entered the bar I was amazed at all the absolutely stunningly gorgeous latinas in the bar! At first I though it was perhaps a lesbian bar. But after about 10min one of the prettiest ones came and sat next to me at the bar.

She was very, pretty and wore a low cut blouse so I can see the twins. After some small talk she asked if I was alone and wanted some company. Now I thought I was in a bar of prostitutes, albeit some of the best looking "ladies" I'd ever seen. I told the woman I was in Miami to get a marriage visa the following morning, so I'd need to think about her offer. With my saying that she excused herself to go to the ladies room and said don't go away.

When she left I asked the bartender if all these women were prostitutes. The bartender looked at me and said yes, they are professionals but no they're not women in the way you're thinking! I was shocked I always thought no way I'd ever be fooled, but these guys were some of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. Chicks with D**ks as they say!

Sorry C-J I live in Orlando some 4.5 hours north of Miami. If you happen to come up that way you're certainly invited to come say hello. After you mentioned South Beach I had to tell you about that night. Needless to say I went upstairs alone and amazed...

Thetubeguy1954