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RE: Understanding an engineer

Posted by jec01 on April 15, 2017 at 19:06:48:
Three engineers are riding in a car. One is a mechanical engineer, one is an electrical engineer, and one is a software engineer.

Suddenly, the car's engine sputters and conks out, so they pull over to the side of the road to figure out what's wrong.

"It sounds like a fuel problem to me" says the mechanical engineer, "so let's check the fuel pump."

"No" says the electrical engineer, "it sounds like a problem with the ignition control module. We should check that."

The software engineer says, "Well, I have no idea what's wrong. But maybe if we all get out of the car and then get back in, it will run again."