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RE: What are those tweets?

Posted by michaelhigh on March 11, 2017 at 06:03:32:
His wife is probably screamingly hawt and he's been happily conditioned to blindly accept every demand she makes.

It sounds brilliant to him, he's fully bought in to every aspect of its iteration.

He's waaay more concerned with the sound of his trophy wife in his custom bedroom. The absorption muffles the moans and groans and the diffusion deflects any complaints she might have had about the appearance of the sound system in the living room.

He has no man cave with which to relieve his frustration, so he's resigned himself to an excellent sex life in exchange for compromises in his audio set-up.

(hehe)