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Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll

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GWYNEDD, WALESâ€”Calling it the planet's last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault.
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Some speculate that this is the gate to the secret vault.
"We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of Reckoningâ€”and that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth."
"Let's give rock and roll its balls back," he added.
The Guardians said recent developments in the music world, such as the unaccountable popularity of the Dixie Chicks and Sufjan Stevens, have created a "perfect storm of lameness" from which rock might never recover. While Iommi refused to say when the vault would be opened, hard rock sources believe it will take place just prior to next month's Fall Out Boyâ€“Honda Civic tour, which many fear will suck the remaining lifeblood from all that still rocks.
Life has lots of trials and lots of music to help us through them.

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Topic - Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll - artemus 14:19:16 05/03/07 (10)

This is still the best.... - el_37 11:02:07 05/04/07 (0)

Rock ain't dead... - Munkie_NL 02:42:09 05/04/07 (0)

Re: Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll - Sour milk moon 17:41:29 05/03/07 (0)

The Onion is awesome. - arturo7 16:20:25 05/03/07 (0)

Too late. That riff was in Al Capone's safe. - olddude55 15:16:11 05/03/07 (4)

Yeah, but some of those CMT videos are hilarious. Ya gotta love Hank Jr's "Why Can't We All Just Get A Longneck"! - artemus 16:27:37 05/03/07 (3)

For everyone of those - olddude55 16:49:37 05/03/07 (2)

That was good. You oughta be a poet or a song writer. Maybe you could - artemus 17:02:35 05/03/07 (1)

Can't take credit - olddude55 17:15:39 05/03/07 (0)

Yep. And that's where Bilbo actually first found the One Ring too. (nt) - HamBone77 15:09:44 05/03/07 (0)

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